Dude...

I've been working on this blog post for nfdu for days. Seriously. Can you pick up the pace, cha cha?

seriously...

congress is full of cunts and I've got a cough and fuck fuck fuck, thank fuck it is 2013.

creepy motherfuckers

The NRA is a bunch of creepy motherfuckers. Really, armed guards in every school?

Jackass

Sometimes I'm a total jackass and I have no idea why.

I won

Haha, I won. I really should use my other blog more. Oh, BTW, the xters are at it again...

Ouch

My head.

Well well well

'Nough said.


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Gurrrl

Wow and double WOW!


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Oh shit

Sweet cheeks! Love all of that.

Oh, fuck me...

oh, fuck me. There's those evenings when you wish someone would do something really crazy.

Sigh

I had my first real annoying day at work yesterday. All because some fuckwit wouldn't take no for an answer.

Oy vey

Apparently, I made a complete jackass of myself last night.

Obamarama

I'm really tired of listening to people on FB whinge about Romney loosing the election. It is all so dull and uninteresting. I mean, if it ain't about their precious fucking guns (whoever said anything about guns?) or their fear of being taxed (really, you don't even make enough money to be concerned about taxes)....or their fear of Socialism or godlessness or fucking whatever the hell it is. Seriously.

Updates sandwiched between questions

Question: Is this fucking election over yet?

Update: The new (old) job is going well. I'm actually very happy to be back, so hopefully this gig will turn into something permanent.

Question: Why do people still believe in deities?

Update: With the Oz company gone, it is time to get back on track with unpacking. This week's goal is to get all of the art out of the boxes. Well, most of it anyway...

Question: Where is my fucking porn?

Faux Retirement Wanes

My early faux retirement is coming to and end. Will be filling in for a lovely women whilst she is on maternity leave. Stay tuned...

Mittens

One thing I  miss about Australia is the liberal use of the word, cunt. Cunt is a great word for people like Mittens. Or Pat Buchanan. And a couple of other people that I can not say their names...

9/11 porn

I've had just about all of the 9/11 porn on Facebook I can handle for one day. And yes, I've contributed to some of it myself.

People should really stick to pictures of kittens, though...

What I need...

I need to get fucked. I normally don't say this in a public format.

Subversive Satire

Am I the only person on the planet who thinks that Clint Eastwood's bit was subversive satire? Fuckwits, all....just sayin'...

GOP Convention

I tried to watch some of the GOP Convention, but after about 20 mins, I had to turn it off. Yawn. The whole grass roots thing sends me bonkers: I was born a really poor kid and learned self reliance from my grandfather, who was an Irish immigrant...blah, blah, blah. For the record, my eyes glaze over whenever the Dems do this routine too.